A woman goes over to her married
son's house and walks in to find her daughter-in-law
sitting in a chair, entirely nude.
The mother-in-law said, "What the hell are you
doing?"
"I'm wearing my love dress," responds the
daughter-in-law, "We haven't made love in a while,
so I wore it."
So the mother-in-law says, "Hm, maybe I should try
that."
She goes home and her husband wasn't home yet, so she
undressed. Two hours went by and finally she heard her
husband's car. He walks in the front door and says,
"What the fuck are you doing?"
"I'm wearing my love dress," says the wife.
"Well," responds the husband, "it needs to
be ironed."
